Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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