what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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