Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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