he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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