Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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