He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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