so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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