Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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