theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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