i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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