i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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