1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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