We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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