Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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