ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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