Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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