i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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