Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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