well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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