Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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