she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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