my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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