I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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