Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
