Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Randomize
