real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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