Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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