It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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