Whod you bang
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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