Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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