Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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