it wasn't lemon gatorade
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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