Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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