Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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