I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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