kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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