We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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