i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
third nipple confirmed
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
