i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I CAN MOONWALK!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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