# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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