I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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