Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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