on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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