Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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