No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
