mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish I could punch you in the face.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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