yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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