I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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