Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Randomize
