Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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