I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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