it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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